CAUTION: FACES ON THE INTERNET MAY BE SPLOTCHIER THAN THEY APPEARThis is a dreamburnt. It makes these pages happen.
It has bad skin and is prone to Tokyo-destroying mood swings. It is not: tall, cool, gothic, or h4rdk0re!!. It tends towards flaking and dorkitude. It shows poor judgement in interior decorating and dressing itself; some experts speculate that it may be colorblind.
Dreamburnts are fond of music, cats, and bigass boots.
Its diet consists mainly of über-tannic tea or energy drinks, cheap vodka, cheese sandwiches, frozen vegetables, tuna salad, eel, take-out food, and chapstick. It is strictly nocturnal.
Its posture is best described as "spine-numblingly pretzel-like and vulturish", and it spends approx. 19-23 hours a day computing and/or drawing furiously. It occasionally plays guitar, badly.